December 2010
What do you think is your most attractive feature?
MY LITTLE TINY BABY NOSE AND MY LITTLE TINY BABY HANDS
oh, i thought it said silliest. blah blah blah
you holiday drunk!
you know it! make me a shirley temple with a mistletoe garnish! spike my egg nogg! red and green jell-o shots!
oh boy, haahaha
If you could instantly become an expert at one style of dance, what style would you pick?
IRISH STEP DANCING. I WANT TO BE ON ONE OF THOSE CELTIC PBS HOLIDAY SPECIALS
tell me stuff
eh…. once upon a time an inebriated gent asked about stuff
i thought i might answer “sir! i am rather buff!
“ask a more substantial question of i’ll punch you in your muff!”
but i thought better of it, you could say i rebuff(ed)
instead i said, once i was in luff!
it was rough
it was tough
alright, that’s enough
YOU’VE CALLED MY BLUFF
nice to meet you! now tell me stuff
(you guys, i’m so awesome i did that without a rhyming dictionary, my head is one. a monosyllabic one, but one nonetheless.)
